edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

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overtextposts:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

(Source: overentertainment)

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christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

(Source: iraffiruse)

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nomicheese:

When the fox hears the rabbit cry, she comes running but not to help. … Work in progress on a tough as nails lady. Sat like a rock.

nomicheese:

When the fox hears the rabbit cry, she comes running but not to help. … Work in progress on a tough as nails lady. Sat like a rock.

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Fucking white people
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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i’ll always love you ‘cause we grew up together and you helped make me who i am. i just wanted you to know there will be a piece of you in me always, and i’m grateful for that. whatever someone you become, and wherever you are in the world, i’m sending you love. you’re my friend to the end.

— her (2013)

(Source: bonhivers)

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